So unlike the other free audio short stories I shared with you last month, these free audio short stories are authored by none other than yours truly!
Can you taste the excitement?
Just in time for a Halloween treat, you can download four of my published short stories. And–if you can believe your luck–you don’t even have to smell my feet. How’s that for a good deal?
But wait! There’s more!
Yes, these particular short stories are narrated by one of the foremost emerging voices in America.
Mine.
I selected four of the short stories I’ve had published over the past couple of years, recorded them with my own lovely voice, and made them available on NoiseTrade.
Commercial break: for those of you unfamiliar with NoiseTrade–NoiseTrade is a place to discover great musicians (and, in this case, storytellers). You can download the music (um, short stories) by either (1) paying however much you choose from $1 to $100 or (2) sharing the artist with friends via Facebook, Twitter, or email. Or some combination of both. You can also go back and tip the artist if you’ve listened and think, hey, this is good stuff–this artist needs to be paid some of my hard-earned bucks so they can keep doing what they’re doing. I’ve discovered some of my faves through NoiseTrade–Katie Herzig, Justin Caldwell, Willowfair, for example. And some old faves, like Sandra McCracken, Derek Webb, and Caedmon’s Call also have music up there.
Back to me. Because today, it’s all about me. NoiseTrade was created for musicians. Technically, I am a musician, even if I’m not using NoiseTrade for my music at this time. Potato, potato. NoiseTrade, I take your offerings and bend them according to my will.
A note about the short stories I selected:
"Ash Wednesday" (originally published in Ruminate Magazine): Sarah watches her house sink into the flames, but rather than panic, and old desire to run away takes hold.
A glimpse: "Ash slid down the sky like stars on a midnight stroll. It streaked her arms and pajamas. She turned up her face to it, licked the flakes like raindrops, rubbed them into the skin of her face like moisturizer."
"Dies Irae" (originally published in Generate Magazine): Veronica, an actress and aspiring playwright, contemplates her demise as she takes a job of web coordinator at a lawyer’s office.
A glimpse: "When I met her, I was playing a part at the Addison Water Tower Theater. My biggest gig yet. Or my biggest venue, I should say. I had exactly nine lines in four scenes in an experimental play called Going in Circles. I also had two scenes that I mimed. I painted my face white and everything."
"The Audition" (originally published in Relief Journal): Greta has one last chance at a brilliant performance that will pull her from her suburban existence into the world of "real music"–an audition for the Dallas Symphony Orchestra.
A glimpse: "The right thing to do would be to keep the car running, leave the seat belt strapped, back out of the parking spot, and go home. Make a plan, like Terry said, and settle down. Plenty of things to do, he said, like play for church orchestras or teach music in preschools. Or die in the mire of mediocrity, I added. He didn’t appreciate that comment. He’s tired of living on the fringe of my dreams. Let’s make a new life together, Terry said like life is a Carpenters’ song."
Want to know a secret? This story was inspired by the myth of Eurydice and Orpheus.
"Matt and Marnie, Sittin’ in the Tree, or Something Like That" (originally published in Infuze Magazine): Feeling washed out and less than womanly after her husband left her for another woman, Marnie, mother of three, ventures out on her first date since junior high. This piece comes from my novel, 50 Things to Do Before I Turn 30, which won the 2008 Genesis Award in Women’s Fiction (sponsored by ACFW).
A glimpse: "To be honest, I stink at this chit-chat stuff. I never know what to say, so we mostly drive in silence. I make a few astute comments about his car, like, "So you drive a Toyota," which then infers the follow-up question, "Do you like it?" Astounding conversation, really. Should have been recorded for posterity’s sake."
So that’s that. Do you think it would help if I wrote a jingle?







