Dear Spammers,
While I’m sensitive to the fact that you are attempting to feed your families and amass HDTVs through odd jobs, such as spamming blogs for Internet companies who want to see links to their sites from every blog available and thereby take over the world, I will not support these practices.
You think, ah, easy money.
However.
Your comments never appear on my blog. All comments must pass through my eyes, and my eyes have an uncanny ability to spot spam without clicking on any links or even clicking on the comment itself. Therefore neither I nor any of my blog readers ever view your comments or click on any links embedded in the post or your identity. (Note on identity: if that is truly your identity, I know a good counselor. Several of them, in fact.)
All this to say, while you may waste a fraction of a second of my time (and not even that for my readers), you waste more of your own time typing the CAPTCHA. I’m savvy to your games, and for your own sake, I request you cease and desist.
Sincerely,
The Boss
*Small print: title from Karate Kid







