The Cleaning Fairy

The cleaning fairy missed my house.
I thought I had scheduled her
for after our New Year’s shindig. It’s the busy season for them, so you
have to call in advance. And being the considerate person I am, I even
put away the leftover food before going to bed after the party.
But two days later, and no fairy.
Coffee cups and punch glasses and wine goblets and plates and trays litter my kitchen counters and my table.
Where have all the fairies gone?