You know I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it.

This may come as a shock to some of you, but growing up, I was a nerd.

Yes, it’s true.

By high school, I’d managed to make friends with a couple of people considered cool, but I never was considered so. People who spend significant time in worlds of their own creation seldom attain popularity in this one. Add to that, I made good grades. And I spent more hours practicing an instrument than conversing with humans. I was hopeless.

I’d be lying if I said it didn’t bother me at the time. Who doesn’t want to be liked?

Because of this, it surprises me when people tell me I’m funny or when someone comes up to me and says, "I wanted to meet you."

Really? You want to meet me? Usually, I check behind and beside me: they’re not talking to someone else, right?

Side note: I always have been and always will be a ham. Give me a mike, and I light up. Exhibit A: home videos of dances I’d choreographed (with Debbie Gibson hat, of course) and performed in front of an audience of stuffed animals. (I usually dragged my sister or a friend into the endeavor.) I’m an interesting mix. Meeting people one-on-one scares the ear wax out of me. Being in groups of people wears me out. But put me on stage, and I’m in my element.

I taught one of the breakout sessions at a retreat this weekend (Popcorn Theology: Encountering God’s Beauty at the Movies), and people came up to me later and told me they liked me!

They actually like me, Mom!

(Does this mean I could be considered cool? I know, I know. I’m stretching it.)

Besides being considered funny and besides having people actually want to meet me, my favorite part was having people come up to me after the session and tell me I challenged them and stretched them to think a different way. One lady emailed me last night to say she watched a movie with her daughter and saw redemptive qualities in it she never would have thought to look for before.

That made me smile.



Forever Young

My husband and I watched a Scrubs rerun last night. We used to watch it regularly, but somewhere along the line, we forgot about it. I guess it got shoved away by Chuck and Pushing Daisies. Within the first couple minutes it became clear that we’d missed something.

Elliot was about the get married, and JD’s girlfriend, Kim was pregnant with JD’s kid.

"Even all our TV friends are having babies," Chris said.

What happened to the bygone days of youth and irresponsibility? When did a get-together with friends mean chasing after all the kids?

And when did Fresh Prince move to Nick-at-Nite?

Speaking of syndicated TV shows, the other night, someone made a reference to Friends. The adults laughed. Of course, a Chandler impersonation followed. The teenagers looked confused.

When did that happen?

Next thing you know, we’ll get blank faces when I talk about Cramer and his shower garbage disposal.

This makes me nostalgic. It makes me want to do something horribly young and irresponsible.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go decorate my front yard with sidewalk chalk. 

It's Thrifting Time

I had my first thrifting experience on Saturday. (For those of you who don’t subscribe to the urban dictionary, “thrift” has now metamorphosed into a verb.) Well, technically, not my first. I went twice in high school. My usual shopping experience consists of a plan: I know what I need; I run in (usually to Old Navy) to the designated area; I try on; I check-out; I’m back in the car. Wshoo. I check my stop-timer. Have I beat my previous time? Thrifting is a completely different realm. You shuffle through five-point-five million clothes. Personally, flipping through so many crammed clothes as the hangers screech across the metal bar can only be done while being distracted by my friends’ stories of the week.
There may or may not be a dressing room. Our first stop had such a room. I pulled on and off more clothes in that time than a supermodel at a runway show. I squeezed into jeans that I needed a can-opener to remove. I tried on a lady-in-red dress, a Hawaiian patterned dress that matches one of my husband’s favorite shirts, and a pirate flair-sleeved shirt (pirate blood courses through my veins). The second destination contained no dressing room. We yanked the jeans up under our skirts and slipped dresses on over our clothes.
The clothes may or may not have been in fashion within the last five years. As my friend, Christina, said, “It’s sad when the clothes in a thrift shop look nicer [and trendier, I might add] than the clothes in my closet.” The first shop had last week’s Express garments while the second shop included more of the vest and below-the-waist sundresses of the eighties’ variety. But the second place had great jeans and a few a la mode dresses if you were willing to pick (which, four hours after our starting time, I wasn’t – I was growing less optimistic about dress possibilities by the cloth).
I got home to show my new treasures to my husband: a new pair of jeans, softly worn yet sans holes or tears, a new white linen breezy blouse, a surfer girl fitted tee, and a red tank top.
“Because you don’t have enough tank tops,” my husband laughed. (I’m a sucker for the built-in shelf bra.)
“Yes, but I didn’t have one that is red. With a handkerchief pattern. And wooden beads.”
All of these finds for $15.
That, in a nutshell, is thrifting.
Now if I could only find a shirt that reads “Drama Queen.”