It’s a tricky thing convincing two boys you are a blue alien. Five- and six-year-olds ask a lot of questions.
Hiking through Palo Duro Canyon, I discovered blue marks on my hands and arms. Of course, I told the boys, "Look! My fake human skin is coming off. You can see my blue alien skin."
"You’re not an alien," they insisted. After all, they’ve known me for most of their lives.
"How do you know?"
And so it began. I didn’t have antenna, they argued. Not all alien have antenna, I said. Plus, I’ve had to hide what I really look like under this human skin. Did you know I have four ears?
So ensued the barrage of questions that tested my mettle. I’m from Zircoff (which, for those of you interested, is 236.2 light years away from Earth). I mainly eat fruit (Zircoff fruit is much better than Earth’s), but I also eat little boys who disobey their parents. And bullies, yes. My three best friends are Lala, Rae, and Geep. Also, my name in Zircoff is Abema. (Pretty, no?) And I’m 802 years old.
They wanted to know the language. What do you call ears in Zircoff? (Leeleelee, for you linguists out there.) Eyes? Nose? Etc., etc., etc. Not only did I have to come up with words on the spot, but I knew I’d have to memorize everything I said. I’d have to remember the Zircoff word for neck (zulu).
Here’s what I learned: hanging out with two boys, ages five and six, exercises the imagination. We told round-robin stories on our hike (mostly about the village people who lived there protecting a secret; when an evil villain attacked to steal the secret, which would allow him to take-over the world, of course, and when his forces became to powerful for the village people to fight, the village people [who do not sing any rendition of YMCA] had to call on the curse of the gods, which turned everything and everyone into stone, which we then pointed out [that's the sentinel who warned the people; those are the warriors with their bows and arrows; there are the people's homes]), and I convinced them I was a blue alien. They believed me until one of their moms blew my cover.
The next time I discover blue marks on my skin, I may reveal my inner fairy.
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